Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Randomizer

Ah the Randomizer, my favorite hang out of late.
Why?
Besides the obvious fact it is a fast and easy source of free shinnies,I find it endlessly amusing.However I am left shaking my head in wonder at times pondering one simple question.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Why the hell do you wait in the queue only to instantly bail on the run because it isn't the dungeon you were hoping for or because some folks aren't as uber geared as you?It is called the random dungeon finder for a reason you idiots.By it's very nature it is designed to toss you into a random dungeon with random people.What the fuck were you expecting?If you are going to queue up I expect you to actually, oh I don't know, run the fucking dungeon.At least for a few pulls to see if the group you landed in has a chance.If it all goes to shit then by all means either vote out the problem or leave yourself, but at least give it a shot before scampering away like a pussy.

Tanks, I know you are the rock stars of the Randomizer.I understand your over geared ass really doesn't need us lowly dps and you consider us nothing more than an inconvenience.I feel it is my duty to remind you of something that you probably overlook once in a while.You notice that blue bar that is attached to your healer's name and most of us dps as well?That is our mana bar folks.When it gets low we do actually need to pause for a second or so.If your healer's gets too low your big green bar will start to drop at a rapid pace as well.I understand you are in a hurry but there is no prize for being the fastest.Give us a moment every so often to pause for a drink.If you can't manage that in your frantic rush to the end can you at least slow down enough that we can actually loot the corpses you are scattering in your wake?

DPS, our job is simple.We make things dead in the most efficient manner possible.Did you get that?We are not here to pull for the tank.We are not here to wave our wow cocks around by trying to crush the recount meter.We definitely are not here to afk follow the healer.All you need to do is pay attention,watch your aggro and kill shit.If you die while standing in the bad it is your fault not the healer's.Just shut the fuck up and don't do it again.If you peel a mob off the tank it is because you screwed up not him.Run towards him and he might save your ass.

To all you folks just gearing up or learning a new style of play, congrats.That is what this Randomizer is for.It gives you a chance to learn and improve.I just have a few words for you all.If you are unfamiliar with the dungeon or feel confused, speak up.If someone politely offers you advice try taking it graciously.If you screw up then admit your mistake and try to learn from it.Just don't ever fucking apologize for the fact you are learning.The fucktards bashing you are just insecure little tits.Ignore the dipshits who ridicule you and don't let one or two bad runs make you give up.

To all of us braving the Randomizer, enjoy it.You will meet folks who are truly skilled at the class they play.You will run into those who are desperately trying to improve.You will also find some that evolution obviously passed by.Learn from those that can teach you something,help those you can and openly flame any fucktard you come across.
But most importantly have fun in there.

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